Call to Action – section

Fast websites are seen as professional and reliable.
Slow websites are seen as faulty and untrustworthy.

Visitors say PagePipe isn’t like any other snarky website. Here’s why our reader’s find our content binge-worthy:

  • Ability to make you money with new mobile speed skills. And charge better prices for web services.


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  • Reduce your annual website overhead. $$$


  • Different and fresh workarounds for speed problem solving. What we teach and practice is unconventional and unique. We walk the talk.


  • Easy decision-making choosing your plugins and themes from the massive WordPress plugin and theme directory.


  • Real speed results researched by our staff. Not mythical web hearsay – or regurgitated Google fluff.


  • Save your money not buying renewable pro plugins by steering clear of wasteful speed pitfalls.

Speed is empathetic UX.

Speed is for humans – not machines.

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