Get the popular Hello-Bar notification plugin features – without paying $60 annual *rent*.

GREET.ME

Honest and common-sense alternatives to paid Hello-Bar plugin.

Inspired by the popular-plugin Hello-Bar.

Hello-Bar plugin is the granddaddy of notification bar plugins. Hello-Bar, the plugin, is free. But the SaaS cloud-based service is not. HelloBar costs you $60 per year.

The GREET.ME ebook contains honest and common-sense alternatives to Hello-Bar plugin. Get mobile WordPress speed! No hidden costs.

Hello-Bar is a customizable, relatively unobtrusive bar that sits at the top of a website and directs visitors with a call to action.

Hello-Bar has a monthly *usage* fee. Don’t get locked into recurring-renewal plugins. Save your money. We don’t recommend Hello-Bar plugin because you get the same results with free plugins.

The GREET.ME ebook contains honest and common-sense free alternatives to the Hello-Bar plugin. Get mobile WordPress speed!

What are PagePipe Knockoffs?
PagePipe Knockoffs are ebook-only guides to essential page-speed fundamentals, speed techniques, or deep obsessions on a single type of WordPress plugin. Whatever the report, you’re only a quick read away from learning vital, practical know-how for faster mobile speed. Popular plugins are usually the heaviest loading. You get alternatives for better speed.

ADDITIONAL INFO
Our “GREET.ME” report is 1,202 words.
PDF: 7 pages, 8.5×11 inch, 109k.
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SPEED KNOCKOFF ISSUE #9

Contents

  • There are over 53 free notification bars in the WordPress plugin directory. We examine each one and recommend four for mobile speed.
  • We cull failures so you don’t have that tedious task. Get lightweight best-of-breed selections.
  • No slow offsite API calls.
  • Links to the performance-engineering plugins for download.
Steve Teare
Steve Teare, Performance Engineer

Steve Teare researches WordPress plugin speed techniques and methods. Steve’s most valued super-power is creativity.

Site owners need education. Not how to make nice-looking sites. But how not to abuse and ruin WordPress – and thus the Internet itself. Steve’s mission: save the Internet from the approaching WordPress Apocalypse!

Steve’s passion is balancing the perception of speed with color and images. Building for speed stops mobile website abuse. Performance is not just an afterthought, bake it in from the start.


Honest and common-sense alternatives to paid Hello-Bar plugin.

Speed Knockoffs
Brief reports for WordPress site owners who care about mobile speed.


Twin Θ Replica Θ Knockoff Θ Imitation Θ Duplicate Θ Copy Θ Identical Θ Lookalike


We reverse-engineer premium and popular plugins. We discover ways to duplicate their main features. We use a blend of discrete, free, copycat plugins. These lightweight – sometimes esoteric – knockoffs won’t slow down your website. You don’t need to do any coding. And usually, not even any control panel setting. Most recommendations are plug and play. They work perfectly when first installed, without reconfiguration or adjustment.

Get speed tips and instructions. You’re buying our knowledge and expertise. Links to plugins are included for your convenience and backup. All open-source plugin downloads are the property of their original authors and protected by GPL licenses. They’re endorsed and available from the WordPress plugin directory. We don’t provide plugins or support. But we do answer email speed questions for 30 days after purchase.

OPEN-SOURCE PLUGINS FOR MOBILE SPEED

Hello-Bar is a licensed trademark of Hello-Bar.